“Heheheh, what’s wrong, Ruuuuuby?” the demon asked, doubtlessly smirking the whole time. “I thought you liked boobs. Hmm? I thought you liked stuff like this.”

“I. Am. A. Lesbian.”

“And?”

“You are not a woman,” the blue dragoness grumbled, crossing her arms under her breasts and doing her best not to look upward – those damn boobs were feeling heavier than they had any right to on top of her head. “You just…temporarily look like one.”

“Yep. But I saw that blush. I know what you’re thinking. Come ooooon. You seriously going to turn this down?”

Ruby glared straight ahead, biting back the little huffs of the squishy, warm breasts against her head. She knew – just knew – that if she turned around, the fucking demon would keep teasing her for the rest of her life. She knew that this was bait, just one more bit of mischief from the impish member of the group.

But at the same time…

Not fair, not fair, not fair that they get all the fun and I just…

Nope. She wasn’t going to think of it. Unless…

Squish, squish. The boob-hatting continued, and she timed it until she could reach up and –

“GAH!”

“…Got ya,” she said, smirking as she pinched her friend’s new nipples juuuust enough to keep the demon from pulling back. “Didn’t expect them to be that sensitive, did you?”

“H-hey, I was just – you know I’m not a lesbian – gah!”

“I know.” She smiled, twiddling the little nubs for a few seconds before letting go and using her tail to push the demon back. “But you didn’t.”

“Ugh…”

“Now, stop it.”

“Yeah, yeah, fine…”

Ruby stood up and walked off to her bedroom…but before she left, she looked back. After all, never hurt to have a little bit of eye-candy in the wank bank…